meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(Source: meladoodle, via g-iggle)

cakejam:

”Can i have some of your-“

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(via g-iggle)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via escapingsss)

  • Cashier: *dies at register*
  • Customer: are you open

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

(via cumfort)

radiohemmings:

i want boys to like me so i can not like them back and feel powerful

(Source: michaelgclifford, via hatelyn)

untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

(via trust)

Devon Rex Cat